SMS Jokes - part 2

Dharmam thalai kakum.
But,
Drowser thaan maanam kakum.
By
"ALL INDIA Ramarajan & Rajkiran FAN CLUB...

Sema comedy :
1 surya,
2. Ajith
3.Vikram &
4. Vijai
Ready for a running race...

Umpire : Ready,start, 1,2,3...Go..
Vijai was not running.
Umpire : y r u not running?
Vijai: my number is 4.. adha neenga sollavae illa
Wat a
Brilliant man.....

Doctor : pallu eppadi vilunthuchu....!
Man : Atha yarkitayavadhu sonna meedhi pallum kottidumnu en wife sonna doctor...

Marana mokka : Once WWE star
Rock's mother saw rajni's 'thalapathy' film and clapped continuously.Do u know y?
Bcoz of the song,
"Adi rock amma kaiya thattu!"

Boy: dai machan! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu machi.
Dai Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka, Naan un friend illa,un appan da..

Long bak 2 young indian tailors went 2 foreign n struggled 2get job.Later dey started a smal shop.Their designs bcame popular.dey rockd d market n bcame rich.Til now its popular.Tat is ADIDAS.Their names wer Adinarayana n Dasgupta.Tat bcame ADIDAS.
Same thing happened to Puma. T tailors wer Pugalendhi n manimegala:)
And for NIKE too, tailorz wer nilaveni n kesava murthy.
Moral: Kekaravan kenayana irunda audi company owner avadiappan nu solluvaanga... :-)

Wen Vijay ws a student!
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Teachers used 2 bunk d classes.. :)
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What Is Extreme Height Of Hygienic.?

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An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet..


Ticket seller: Boss, no 1 z buying "Kavalan vijay movie" tickets.
Boss: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & start selling EXIT Tickets for 200/-:)

Car otta therieilana enna pannanum?
Car-la periya ottaya podunga appathan CAR Otta nalla therium
Nalaiku train otta solli tharen..hmm..

Aaavi 1: Poison Kudichi Saaga Ponaen
Visathula Kalapadam Saagala.
Aavi2:Adada apparam?
Aavi1: Kaappatha Marunthu Koduthanka, Marunthula Kalappadam Sethuten

7 Facts in the world:
1. Your eyes is the only part you can not wash with soap.
2. You can not count your hair.
3. Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.
4. Only the stupid one's will do the 3rd part.
5. You will smile because your tongue can reach all your teeth.
6. You will laugh because you just looked like a fool!
7. You wìl forward this msg bcos u had fun and u want to take revenge!

Police : unakku naalai kaalai 5 manikku thooku thandanai.
Sardar: ha ha ha
Police: yean sirikkira?
Sardar:aiyo aiyo naan endhirikuradhe 7manikku than...

Man 1: Intha tea la niram illai, suvai illai,thidam illai...
man 2: Ada yechakalla naya adhu tea glass kazhuvuna thanni da...


Boss: You are like a Lion in the Office. What about at home?
Employee:Sir,
I am a lion at home too,
but Goddess Durga Sits on the Lion ..!

A Boy Makes a Mistake,Girl Scolds him,
Boy Says 'Sorry'
Nxt time Girl Makes a Mistake,Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries.
Boy Says 'Sorry'
Ennada valkai ithu...


7 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTORY WORDS
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7th one is
'HAPPILY MARRIED:-)@

Naama Thoongum Pothu Enna Vena Nadakalam,
Jannal Vazhiya Thirudan Varalam,
Fan Kazhandu Thalaila Vizhalam,
Pillow Kulla Thel Irukalam,
Bedsheetla Paambu Irukalam,
Pakkathula Pei Paduthirukalam,
Illa Pei Unga Kala Sorandalam. ,
Ipdi Ethu Vena Nadakalam So Nimmadhiya Thoongunga...

Gandhiji used small lamp to study.
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Grahambel used candle to study.
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Shakespear used street light to study.
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Onnu mattum puriyala,

"Pagal la ellam enna pannunanga"...

Itha keta nammala urupuda matenu solranga... :(

Enna koduma sir ithu??? :( :-p


Match Summary
Target 200

Indian batting:
Sehwag 60
Sachin 40
Gambhir 62*
Dhoni 39

Total 201

Result:India lose by 1 run



Match Referee: ICAI- ;)

Theory of Realitivity
"its 6 am, u r in ur bed, u close ur eyes for 5 min, its 7:45"

At class
"its 2:30 u close ur eyes for 5 min, its still 2:35!":):)

While take off, we are calling it an Aeroplane,
when its landing why we are not saying it as Erangoplane.?
~By Englees Improvement Society.

TECHNICAL MOKKA OF THE CENTURY.
One boy had a periya vayaru, So he went to doctor to reduce it. Doctor advised him to drink ujala. Because when he drinks ujala his tooth will become blue and as you know blue tooth is
'vayarless'..;-)
Enna mannichirunga!
Sathyama na typepanalangoo !! ..

Husband: Coffee
Romba Stronga Irukke...
Enna Potta..?
WIFE: Oru Spoon Dalmia cement Pottaen adhan
Stronga iruku...!