SMS Jokes

I keep receiving a lot of jokes as smses. Some rib-tickling ones (No offence intended):

Manmohan & Bush wer havin a discusion in a bar.
A guy walks in & asks them, wat d discusion's abt?
Man: "v r planin 2 kil 14 cror pakistanis & donkey"
Guy: y a donkey?
Then Manm tells bush, "c i tol u , no body ll care abt 14 cror pakistanis"

Sardar:Hotel la saptu mudichu pakren Kai la kasu ila..!
Sardar2:Adada! Apram enna panine..
Sardar1: pocket la Irunthu yeduthu kuduthen..!!

Man1:To commit suicide ystrdy i tochd the electric wire. Man2: Then who saved you?
Man 1: Arcot veerasamy;)...

Fathar:yenda maths examla 10 mark vaankiiruka?
Selvarasu :Neethana pona thadava 25 mark vangunapo 10 mark vanki iruntha pass panniyirukalam nu sonna.....

Doctor: X ray edukka seetu ezuthi koduthene edutheengala?
Sardar: Seeta yellam X ray edukka mudiyatham, XEROX than edukka mudiumam.
Doctor:..?

Terror English by PT sirs..
1)There is no wind in the football..!
2) The girl with the mirror (Specs) plz come here..!
3)I talk, he talk, y u middle middle talk..?
4) U rotate the ground 4 times..!
5) U go n understand the tree.!
6) U 3 of u stand together separately..

1 day heavenla power cut!
Ella devargal roomla power cut!
But Brahma veetla mattum current pogala !!!
Why???
Bcoz avaruku extra 3 face...

PAINFUL MOKKAI : Oruthan mazhaila nananjan. But avan manda veengiruchu.
Why?
Payapulla KOTTRA mazhaila nananjuttanam...

Sardar: 10 rubaikku recharge panna evalavu talk time Irukum...
kadai karar: 7 rubai irukum...
Sardar: Meethi 3 rubaiku chocolate Kodunga..

In my home there s no one named Sambandham.
u wonder y am saying this?
This is cald sambandham illaama msg anupuradhu !

What's 143?
is it I hate you?
No!
or I miss you?
No!
den it must be I LOVE you?
No!
its Scrutiny Assessmnt under Income Tax Act.
Think Professionally ;)

Sardar1: Inniku 2 maniku balatha mazhai, puyal varumam radiola sonnanga.!
Sardar2: Neenga ketteengala?
Sardar1: illa naan kekala. avangale sonnaanga.!

Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?
A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies
&
Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.. ;-)

Greatness begets envy
Envy engenders spite
Spite spawns fallacies
Why you scrolln down so fast? %-)
As tho u understood :)hmmm:-)

Man1: Its a Nice Mobile.
Where Did u Buy?
Man2: I Won This In a Running Race.
Man1: How Many Persons Participated?
Man2: 3, THIS MOBILE'S OWNER, POLICE & me.

Thirudan: Unga veetla nagai ellam enga vachirukanga?
Baby: Ice cream vangithaa solren.
Thirudan: Inthaa
Baby: Adagu kadaila
Thirudan: pullaiyaa nee.